Throughout the course of this weekend various people managed to compare me to both Bruce Vilanch (see pic on left, guess which one they thought was me?) and the guy in that Numa Numa video.
"Hey! You know who you look just like? Some ugly balding fat guy!"
I know they didn't mean any harm by it, but comments like that are enough to make me not want to eat anything for the next several days.
I was once compared to David Cross (looks-wise), and while the person certainly didn't mean to compliment me, it was the only time I felt good about my receding hairline.
Life is delicious.
